The Crackhead Ten commandments

Amen!




1) Thou shalt not covet thy fellow crackheads crumbs.
2) Thou Shalt not steal from thy carpet tweekers "findings" (Ramen noodles, popcorn,paint chips,etc.)
3) Thou Shalt not stress
4) Thou Shalt not tell a crack lie
5) Thou Shalt not pretend to be horny.
6) Thou Shalt not "test" thy carpet "findings" on thy neighbors pipe.
7) Thou Shalt not steal (or snitch) thy neighbors brillo.
8) Thou Shalt not be paranoid by crack illusions.
9) Thou Shalt not peek through any peepholes
10) And last but not least ... Stop hating and start appreciating and next time you see me. Start Compensating!